Maybe jeezee was napping?!?!?!?

On March 26, 2010 8 of jeezee’s faithful robots were crushed and burned to death when the van they were traveling in was struck head-on by a run-away semi-truck. And where the Hell was he? Sleeping? Drinking? Fucking? He sure wasn’t keeping his eye on the proverbial ball! And the kicker? The night before at a church meeting they had asked the congregation to pray for them on their journey! Wow! The amazing power of prayer!

Two young boys riding in the van survived. Police credit their survival on:

A) holy father jesus?

B) A lucky rabbit’s foot?

C) Child safety seats?

Obviously “C”. Yes, what they mystical jeezee was unable (or unwilling?) to do, a product of sinful man SAVED the day! That’s the only way worth being saved!

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